Chatting with real and hardcore James Bond fan
- Admin
- Aug 15, 2017
- 3 min read
Greetings.
Today, I am going to write my chat about a real James Bond fan when he meets with two sexy top students from his place of origin, Angela and Sintong.
When I meet with Angela and her sexy running mate Sintong, personally, and having a cheerful chat with them, Angela says, "Hello Simon, it's been a long time" while I say, "Simon is dead and I am Manuel Smith Blofeld, and you will remember that". Sintong says, "Fancy name", while I comment, "My personal pseudonym as James Bond fan whom I enjoy to see James Bond film related to Spectre, a neutral terrorist force in the universe". Then I say, "Both of you are so neutral that never know anything about You Know Her, well plus You Know Them and You Know The Boys, that give yours an ultimate advantage". Then both of them asked me, "Who are them you stated?", and I state, "You Know Her is Leng Yein, You Know Them is RED People, You Know The Boys is TFBOYS, that both of you don't like very much, believing they are so inferior and Muggle while these Muggles will give all of us a view to a kill, which is total and complete dangerous". Both of them laugh about my speech saying, "It's funny", while I speak strictly, "Voldemort's nick name to keep away from Death Eaters". Then I talk in cheerful tone, "Both of your sexiness including your bikini pic, can send the living daylights out of the Muggles, while I trained to forget them to be a noble and neutral Johorean like both of you. A Neutral Johorean is a Johorean never knows about these Muggles that these Muggles are giving a view to a kill that they had to be kept away, particularly on Skyfall."
Shortly, after I see Angela's bikini pic on Instagram, I started to say, "Angela, you have a hot body that you can join Miss Astro and be the champion, that your body is trained to Die Another Day", Angela asks, "Die?" that I stated "To battle another day". Then Sintong says, "If any of us are selected to be one Miss Astro finalist, you will come to support me" before I stated, "I will arrive and strike like Thunderball regardless of situation, and if Angela is selected to be finalists to and win, she can bring glory to our Kota Tinggi people while we can state that Kota Tinggi has a lot of beauties, but trouble is they migrated to city or foreign world like Singapore and UK". Afterwards, I stated, "That sexiness of both of you can make me forget these Muggles, and also Didi and Friends, well plus Omar and Hana while they have to be eliminated on Skyfall". Angela says, "Do you believe in live and let live?". And I state, "Yes, but we're living in such a changing world makes you give in and cry just as the fate of FHM that met their end, along with Zoo, say Live and Let Die". Then, I started burning some Di Zi Gui and give them some cans of mojito can to drink before I say, "Give you vodka martini for next time and shaken, not stirred".They say, "It's not a problem". Then, after that, I stated, "When both of you given a licence to kill, you gotta do it well and it's time for you to use your sexiness to give these Muggles outta hell that these Muggles are total and complete haram and treif compared to our Tracy Chu, well plus our sweet Linda Chung and Mandy Wong, including sexy Grace Wong these neutral TVB artists, but you will remember, a licence to kill is also a licence not to kill that prominent late Mikhail Kalashnikov, best known for invention of AK-47, stated "a weapon of defense is also a weapon not to offense". They say, "We all understand that". This is my simple chat as a real and hardcore James Bond fan. Please give a comment if you have opinion on my article. This is Manuel Smith, a hardcore and loyal James Bon fan, signing off.
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