Why I never think about Chinese New Year

Good morning. 

Today, what I am going to talk is about some of the reasons I refuse Chinese New Year, although there is still about 5 months for Chinese new year. 

These are the reasons to Miss Astro here and our sweet Miss Hong Kong friends, well plus this is an answer to gwiyomi and sexy Stephy, along with her comrade, Sammy Sum. 

Various reasons here, but I only give some. 

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There are so many traffic jams on Chinese New year, that is unable to do Formula One driving style, well plus Wangan Midnight and Initial D for me, instead of queueing for long time that wastes my RON 98 and E85 (if available in Malaysia), while you can't go the emergency line and drive faster (unless it had adaptive camouflage like Aston Martin Vanquish that is shown on Die Another Day), but I have a habit, is playing Real Racing 3 via my mobile during car jams to keep up my score for car upgrading. 

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Don't want to be interrogated by relative. Well, it's fucking horrible here when my relative will chain me, torture me and interrogate me during Chinese new year, torture me about having a girlfriend or not, and I fear that they will torture me more if they know that I am a gay and I refuse to have children since I wish to away from burden and enjoys luxuries instead 

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Nothing comments about CNY clothes here. Well, I don't wear red on Chinese new year unless there is IPhone X here, and also Formula One ticket that is held in Singapore, save Malaysia since Malaysia has no more Formula One from 2018 thanks to declining ticket sales and the rise of costs. I have a real it I've, that he nearly made himself to Remove Class since he is not a master of study like my friend, Angela and Sintong whom they live free in Europe. And I believe that giving IPhone is better than any pow, unless in the United States dollars and Great Britain pound, well plus Bahraini and Kuwaiti dinar

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Only care about Chinese New Year avoidance by going to colder places like Northern European nation, USA, Japan, South Korea and others, save Israel and North Korea, since Malaysians are barred to Israel, and it's impossible to North Korea if you wish to live longer, especially Christians like me, although I am non religious while trip as CNY avoidance can avoid something nasty things during CNY, which can be as worse than water boarding 

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I use CNY holidays to visit old folks and orphanage. These are need to be cared to make sure they never feel alone than wasting time on doing nothing useful during Chinese New Year, while it can be a good deed to earn merits for me with sincere ways. 

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I never give a shit about Chinese New Year songs and albums here, from 2006, back when my wish to watch AEON FLUX was vanished thanks to the ratings here, and when I was grown up, I believe that CNY songs and albums are waste of cash and time, while it can be used for sexy MV like Secret one, to forget about hari raya and nursery rhymes albums. Speaking of this, yes, our Serene has joined TVB and she realizes that not only there is no Leng yein and RED People in TVB, but also no Chinese New Year and nursery rhymes albums in TVB that wastes a lot of money and time, forget the raya since raya is not existed in Hong Kong

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Never care about any Chinese New Year events. You probably know that Chinese New Year events here in Malaysia and Singapore are free admission one, but instead of Formula One, well plus Asia Style Collection and Siloso Beach Party, a R18 bikini-featured event,I never think about going to any CNY events here, even though  they are free admission because if I go there, it's a waste of time. Months before, I studied there are two CNY events here on same day as Miss Chinese International Pageant in Genting. But instead of Miss Chinese that costs more than Formula One Malaysia Grand Prix, I would never think about going to these CNY events here in Subang and in Melaka, although they are free admission one, that I am banned to there if I wish a new IPhone and I am awaiting new iPhone X, which marks Indonesia here first time for first wave to sell iPhone, along with USA and Singapore in more than one month. Well, I was banned to free admission event because if I go there, many turbulence will come to me, including fallen ringgit and so on. And I also refused Johor Chingay simply because it may not for white foreigners, well plus LGBT Malaysians like me that may not interest to this event because there is no bikinis just as River Hong Bao the free admission CNY event, well plus there is no Formula One car performance, and it's a waste of time to these events, that I would rather stay at library or pub to drink some beer. 

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I don't wish to hear Happy Birthday to You song that every year will be heard. Every year Chinese New Year, happy birthday song will be heard, and I am a birthday song phobic, that myself is labelled as "Man Who Fears Birthday Song" that I earned it from 2005, when happy birthday song nearly made me wanna jump down the floor due to horrible voices, and these motherfuckers here didn't know their voices were horrible, and I had to cover myself from birthday song by covering my ears with my hands or Bluetooth headphone on loud voices.  This, they will know if they know about this on me very well.  

These are the reasons that I refuse to care about Chinese New Year.  This maybe pessimistic buy this is life and reality and you can never deny that. Thank you for reading my article.  This is Manuel Smith, signing off.