Rejecting any lousy Chinese New Year events

Today, I am going to tell you about why you should never think about any lousy Chinese New Year events.

You must know that Chinese New Year is an important event for all, predominantly Chinese people across the globe. But do you think that Chinese New Year is something not good for some people. For now, I must clarify that you should refuse some Chinese New Year events if you wish to have a good life.

Firstly, some Chinese New Year events are foreigners, non-religious, and LGBT friendly. Take example, River Hongbao, the annual free admission Chinese New Year events, this event you must 200% never think about that, as this event is not for any pan-democrats, Hong Kong localists and various You Know Her haters across the globe. That’s because compared to Pink Dot, LGBT Singaporean meeting, this event is total and complete so pro-Beijing one, while this event is too much Chinese taste that this event is for BN people and various You Know Her fans, though it’s also a bag checking too just as Pink Dot event does.

Think about it, every Chinese New Year trip in Singapore, I avoid Marina Bay here, so that I can never think about River Hongbao the fucking shit event, that we must not to there because if we go there, we would surely chaos, before jailed and caned, just as Michael P. Fay did in 1994, before reduced to 4 strokes of cane, thanks to the petition of President William Clinton Blythe. Our Singaporean friend, Christina Cai, whom she is a top 10 in Miss Chinese International Pageant 2018, refuses to think about lousy Chinese New Year events, instead of hanging around in Bangkok, believing that Bangkok is so “halal and kosher” for her, in which I mean awesome in secular means. Plus, Bangkok is a great Chinese New Year evasion places as these shops in Bangkok malls like EmDistrict ad Siam Paragon, open daily.

For me, some Chinese New Year events like Johor Chingay here, and also various Chinese New Year events that are predominantly free admission one, I reject it. Not only helping me completing my “no more free admission” duties, but also, one best thing is I can prevent any disasters to me. Sometimes, if you are being blocked by some pages that are predominantly related to free admission one, like Early Childhood Education Expo one, don’t feel sad, because if they block you on Facebook, it means to tell you to get out from these events that these events are not for you.

Days ago, mum asked me for various Chinese New Year events like Chingay and Chinese New Year events in my place, I refused. I refuse because it would bring various turbulence that you never understand about, like being robbed by wimpy kids and so on. Years ago, I had a dream that some of my Miss Hong Kong friends came and met me, telling me, “If you reject this events, you will get IPhone X, hypercars, and cash to travel around the world, or you will get various lashes in front of Miss Hong Kong friends. Yes, I know I have a dream about it, that is I was chained publicity by Miss Hong Kong friends, before they conducted a whipping to me for visiting these lousy Chinese New Year events, before they used lousiest Happy Birthday song to me, as added punishment, since I am Man Who Fears Birthday Song. Well, I believe that this would stop me from thinking about Chinese New Year, instead of how to runaway from Chinese New Year by visiting some nations that I never feel bored, like skiing in South Korea and Europe nations, going to Akihabara and Shinjuku, or in Bangkok. And yes, it can help me forget Chinese New Year indirectly.

Well, if you wish to reject this, I have an idea to various Chinese New Year event’s organizers, that some events like River Hong Bao must be total and complete shutdown permanently, not with bag checking issues, but because River Hongbao has used a lot of cash, that can be used for better things to Singapore, including Mercedes-AMG Petronas internet speed with a Perodua price, advanced education system, Olympic Games, Formula One Singapore Grand Prix, FIFA World Cup, and most importantly, MRT system that never breaks down for 100 years. Singapore must conduct a public caning to these event organizers regardless of male and female should they failed to various Chinese New Year events like River Hongbao, so that these events would never think about hosting it again, while it can applies on Malaysia, so that various Chinese New Year events in Malaysia that are predominantly free admission event will be shot down completely, along with Hatri Raya one, to save the ringgit to host Formula One again, while training young Formula One drivers, building schools, orphanages, old folks home, MRT system, hospitals, internet speed that is Mercedes-AMG Petronas with Perodua prices, and advanced education system that is competence to compare with Singapore. This is my little talk about the rejection of Chinese New Year. Thank you for watching. This is Manuel Smith, signing off.